Any man that didn't switch the television to Channel Two on Saturday afternoon, or go to North Port Oval to watch one of the great geniuses of this world Nathan Buckley play should be shot.
They should demand a video of Nathan Buckley's return, he killed them. Of course, he'll be back to help Collingwood and help them get over the line and stagger into the eight, if they can get there.
Freo's finished. Of course Jeff Farmer is the only bloke that got sunstroke when the roof was on at Telstra Dome. No-one saw anything of Jeff Farmer going down and even Jeff didn't see anything coming his way and Steven Baker said he didn't do anything untoward.
There is a ghost at Telstra Dome who goes around sledghammering players, the AFL have got to look into this. Get some cameras in there to find the poltergeist that's whacking players.
Now we've got a problem with West Coast, they're starting to get injuries too. Poor old Ben Cousins is getting injuries, apparently he's got jetlag from when he went over to America and of course Chris Judd, I think that girl Rebecca Twigley has got something to do with his groin but I shouldn't go there.
How good is the magnificent man himself Jonathan Brown? They should put a big statue of Brown in his home town of Warrnambool next to where they go whale-watching because this man saves football teams single-handedly, he is a sensation and he's kept the Lions' hopes alive with a draw.
It'll be interesting to see what happens with Sydney with Tadhg Kennelly out now and Barry Hall not getting a kick, I don't think they can win it.
Now Geelong are baking Grand Final cakes as we speak. Down there, they're giving recipes, the cakes that were cooked in 1963 are now being resurrected so anybody wanting to taste Grand Final cake, go down to Geelong.
The Cats looked impressive, of course they've got a situation where they've got three big blokes Blake, King and Ottens. Can they fit the three of them in? My summation of that is: Yes - drop Nathan Ablett. Get rid of him! He's no good, the only good thing about Ablett at the moment is his headband, he's not getting a kick.
It looks like Geelong have just ordered the premiership and the way they're going they're gonna do it all, Gary Ablett will win the Brownlow, Joel Selwood will win the Rising Star, a Geelong horse will win the Melbourne Cup, they're going pretty well.
Garry Lyon once again will decide who's going to coach the Melbourne Football Club. It's alleged that he helped Danny Frawley into Richmond Football Club, and Danny did such a good job at taking them down the bottom of the ladder. He hadn't finished then, he decided to go and help Peter Rhode take over the Dogs, we know what happened to them.
Now he's going to help his old club with Chris Connolly who got sacked at Fremantle… you must be crook on your old club, Garry!