20/08/2007 6:27:22 AM
After spending half a decade pinching his players, Sven-Goran Eriksson calmly collected three points from Sir Alex Ferguson's pocket at Eastlands as Manchester United's miserable start to the season continued with a 1-0 derby loss to Manchester City.
Even the normally ice-cool Swede allowed himself an extra smile of satisfaction at the result of a perfect smash-and-grab raid which maintained City's perfect start to the season.
Brazilian import Geovanni was the Blues' matchwinner, his rasping 31st-minute effort flying in off Nemanja Vidic.
But City's real hero was teenage England defender Micah Richards, who barely put a foot wrong, producing a string of fine tackles and interceptions which emphasised just why he is regarded as the number one young player in the country.
So, while Eriksson marches to Arsenal next week having enjoyed a dream start to life as a Premier League manager, his old foe Ferguson can only reflect on a potentially ruinous opening to United's title defence.
As United head into the third weekend, only pointless Bolton and ailing Midlands trio Aston Villa, Birmingham and Derby are currently below them in the table and with the Red Devils not due back on stage until late on Sunday, they could be in a very embarrassing position by the time they kick-off against Tottenham at Old Trafford.
No-one at United will publicly admit it but, with two points from three games, they are already so seriously adrift of the league leadership, it could be terminal.
There was no evidence of United's poor start having any effect on their confidence in the opening stages as they proceeded to tear City apart.
Owen Hargreaves made his first top flight appearance for the Devils anchoring the visitors' midfield, Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick were given licence to roam and the amount of space they found was almost embarrassing.
Nani twice tested the reflexes of Kasper Schmeichel, initially with a rasping near-post effort the young Dane - son of United legend Peter - kept out with his legs, then with a first-time shot after Scholes back-flicked a pass into his path.
In the entire first half hour there was virtually nothing to worry Ferguson as he looked to emphasise his managerial superiority over a man with whom he clashed so often during Eriksson's five-and-a-half years with England.
But, as the veteran Scot is only too aware, a failure to make superiority count can prove very costly indeed.
And his heart must have sank as his defenders stood off Geovanni when the Brazilian collected a short pass from fellow countryman Elano 30 yards out.
Vidic made a belated attempt to close the midfielder down but turned his back on the shot, which flicked off his legs and flew past Edwin van der Sar.
Cue bedlam as the City faithful, who watched United effectively seal its ninth Premier League title on their previous visit in May, launched an extended bout of celebrations which threatened to submerge the visitors on its own.
United upped its intensity, but Richards was up to the task, clearing magnificently to deny Tevez and Scholes before the controversial Argentine sent another shot agonisingly wide of the post.
Ferguson's final gamble 17 minutes from time saw him hand Huddersfield-born striker Fraizer Campbell his debut. It didn't work.
There was just one last chance at salvation as John O'Shea swung over an injury-time corner. A yard out, on his own at the far post, Tevez seemed destined to score.
Ferguson was already celebrating when the striker's header went wide. It was that type of afternoon for United.
English Premier League
Manchester City 1 (Geovanni 31)
Manchester United 0