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Rugby league's not an option for Toddy right now after the NRL brushed him indefinitely after 'that photo', so time to find him a new career.
He worked in a bar the last time he was exiled from the NRL in 2009 and he clearly has a natural talent for recycling – so it's not all doom and gloom for our heavily tattooed friend.
We asked you to suggest a new career path for the former Raiders, Roosters and Sharks star and you were, erm, all very helpful.
@SportalAU @TheNRLLurker Ridicule athletes when they’re down. Is there a career in that??!
— Ramírez Jnr ™ (@RamirezJnr) July 2, 2014